Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. How much did you? Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin?

You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. The alien mothership is in orbit here. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I like cooking too.

If we can hit that bullseye

The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my inhibitions? I've been there. Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't stupid. What am I, the pope? Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as 'the brig'. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I like cooking too. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Well, thanks to the Internet. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Comes with double prize money.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my inhibitions? I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. This is the worst kind of discrimination.

Completely reasonable

I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany.

Bender, quit destroying the universe! We're rescuing ya. Shut up and get to the point! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. Daylight and everything.

The universe and human stupidity

Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as 'the brig'. I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared